Jamie Malanowski

LISTEN MY CHILDREN AND YOU SHALL HEAR. . . GIBBERISH

This just in: Sarah Palin is an ignoramous.

Just to get this straight: “He who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed.” We weren’t going to know much about our history or our literature or our heroes, but we were going to be armed.

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