Jamie Malanowski

SPITTING MAD

In Sunday’s game between the Baltimore Ravens and the Miami Dolphins, Raven fullback Le’Ron McClain pretty clearly spit in the face of Miami linebacker Channing Crowder–an infraction of the rules, and probably a serious health code violation as well. After the game, a furious Crowder expressed his anger that none of the officials saw the infraction and called a penalty. “A guy just spit in my face! I don’t give a damn about [teammate] Karlos [Dansby] pulling somebody’s facemask. Like they didn’t see [quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank … Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller … I don’t know who the fuck Anne Frank is. I’m mad right now. I’m not as swift as I usually am.” For future reference: Anne Frank, the diarist and victim of Nazi persecution, is pictured at left; Helen Keller, the person who overcame multiple disabilities to become a great humanitarian, is at right.

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